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Carl Zee

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USF alumnus from Northwestern parents. Arsenal, Rowdies, Bears & Bucs (both against my better judgement). Doesn’t Know Ball™️. Political opinions launched into the void are my own

Carl Zee

24 июл., 12:20

Everyone on this post is talking about how the moon is flat when we really should be talking about how “continental drift” is actually just giant turtle shells that make up “land.” Why else would things heat up the closer we get to the center of the planet? You’re drilling closer to the homeostasis

Holly Anderson 🍇

I believe in us almost as much as I believe that the Earth is round but the moon is flat

Carl Zee

20 июл., 09:19

Dammit, Romero has one or two redeeming qualities??

Men in Blazers Media Network

Argentina's Cristian Romero walked past U.S. President Donald Trump without shaking his hand during the World Cup final medial ceremony.

Carl Zee

20 июл., 02:32

11 days later, Trump is forced to give the World Cup to Spain Poetic

Aaron Rupar

Trump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people."

Carl Zee

20 июл., 01:59

Trump Curse is undefeated. Dude could turn Tom Brady into Ryan Leaf

Carl Zee

20 июл., 01:41

The Post-World Cup Hangover hits worse than anything else in the universe

Carl Zee

20 июл., 01:19

Spain Arsenal 🤝 Defensive winning machine wearing red

Chris Vannini

Spain wins the 2026 World Cup and sets a new record of 38 straight games unbeaten. A boring but deserving machine of a champion.

Carl Zee

20 июл., 00:29

Not a foul, that’s a good goal

Ken

There’s nothing there

Carl Zee

19 июл., 22:07

JOHN STRONG, SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO LISTEN TO BRUCE BUFFER

Carl Zee

19 июл., 21:54

Good God, whoever arranged this opening ceremony for the World Cup final needs to be fired out of the solar system. This is the biggest cringe-fest I’ve ever seen and it’s fitting considering the sickening pomp & circumstance that the orange menace needs for his ego.

Carl Zee

18 июл., 05:04

Growing up, my only knowledge of the Premier League was “Man United’s owners also own my hometown Bucs, also Chelsea exists,” and decided I would be a United fan if I ever started following soccer. A couple years later, I realized the Glazers SUCK and have hated United ever since.

Didi is a trans immigrant 🏳️‍⚧️

When I stopped being a Knicks fan, several years ago, it was specifically and pointedly because James Dolan is a terrible person.