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ugh. much sleepier and in more pain today than yesterday (seems unfair??) hit me up with your favourite fun things to watch that are maybe no more than 30 mins long I like sewing bee, talking parrots, Bronze Age civilisations, stationery unboxing, cricket highlights, all the usual things

good morning PSA don’t sleep through your oxycodone evening slot

also delighted that they have put Mark Wood on the Hundred coverage for me specially

I am most charmed by my own personal sharps bin

I am HOME with my qualified nursing staff. Specialist skills: inspection and look of concern respectively

now with added technology

apparently I am now a person who drinks tea, no milk, one sugar. before they put me to sleep yesterday I did not drink tea at all.

there is an In Our Time for every occasion (eg sleepless in hospital at 3am)

came out of anaesthesia and accused two separate people of being Nicholas Pooran 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m sure my actual knee surgery will be the worse but right now not having eaten for nine hours and also being out in public with bare toenails is definitely the worst

some kind of truce on the dark side of the fan

end of an era (end of a parkrun tourism streak)

good morning Ottershaw!

early #ConfinedCocktails (#ConfinedMocktails) with @toastteacake.bsky.social - a YSL and a Punch Story (no I don’t know either)

Penny checking my phone to see where her birthday messages are

disappointing to be at the receiving end of this but Ben Coad’s figures 👀

oh look here is my salted pineapple ice cr… 😭😭😭

planning on having salted pineapple ice cream in Bloomsbury about 5.30 tomorrow to celebrate what is possibly my last day in town for x months if anyone would like to join (other flavours are available)

of course the most important pre-surgery prep is making sure that my volunteers don’t get any rest

fyi potential customers of this nonsensical company – nobody is "already inside" unless you're hiring the archivist. everyone has to make an appointment and email the, uh, "registrar"