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(Sam Jackson voice] Say "dopamine" again. Say dopamine one more goddamn time

If you're over 35 and you're not into jazz yet it's time to grow up

Like the yin and the yang, one must have both Gangsta's Paradise and Amish Paradise; one is incomplete without the other.

I go through life like a talk show sidekick, chiming in occasionally when I think of a good line but otherwise hanging back. Unfortunately mainstream society does not consider this to be a valid model by which to live one’s life

Ok he’s actually a real one for putting the Camille Bordas on there

lol I expect to get rejected by the AI resume-screening software when I apply to non-library jobs, because my shit's not going to have the keywords that the bots are looking for. But now I'm getting auto-rejected for library jobs that I'm fully qualified for!

Gonna be reposting this a lot if she ends up running

Was feeling pretty good, physically speaking, but don’t worry - I ruined it by eating a large burrito

My kid could paint that... because my kid is widely revered as one of the world's great painters. I was incredibly old when I fathered this child

Great spacing choices

"Talafreako" isn't gaining traction because a) everyone can plainly see how normal and non-freakish he is and b) people only like goofy nickname attacks in politics when one particular guy does them

Hahahaha we're fucked, man. This guy works in academia and has written books, so you can't even say "open the schools." It's far too late to open the schools now

It's not reasonable to act like someone is evil for playing the NYT spelling bee. That's a very normal thing to do

Frederick Wiseman created a huge and complex body of work that one could spend a lifetime studying... and yet it's still sad to think that there will never be another new Wiseman behemoth opening at the Siskel Center, as they inevitably did every few years

The rubber band trick didn't work on this jar of peaches. Now what

A study should be done to test the hypothesis that her daily tweeting habit is the reason Joyce Carol Oates has been able to keep her intellect so sharp at age 88

They were right to say it

Alright I thought Emily Wilson's perspective was worth considering but surely this is not

I would say this is apropos of something