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Does anyone else find it deeply odd that they're playing John Cena's entrance music as the "celebration music" in this game of rugby?

John Leguizamo in "Romeo + Juliet."

I'm at a pub. I have a Guinness. And, apparently, sportsball is happening? I don't really understand it, but it seems very exciting.

"Dave's not here, man." *taps shoulder* "Ok, Dave is here, but we all agree to not talk about Dave."

Quack. Honk honk. Quack.

Ok, today I have these.

Has anyone checked on our mate in Auckland? He hasn't reported that one as "extreme."

Funny thing is, if it weren't for those mobile alerts I would've assumed it was just another gust of wind.

If anything, Winston is making me more woke.

Decided to have a late afternoon snack. Hmm, I think these sausages may have once held a conversation with actual meat. But that would be a very brief conversation.

Well, duh. But, this'll be just another example of a government running roughshod over the Bill of Rights. Geoffrey Palmer, come save us. We need you!