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Got a DeLorean?

I need a miracle, every day.

If you need cheering up, have a look at the SpaceX stock price hitting new lows The market opened three minutes ago at 113 and it's already flirting with 111

I mean, all they actually got was a badly dressed clown with a lute.

hell yeah.

It’s a good thing.

“Hey Keef, we gets all da treatz now,” sez Talon.

Journalism has transmogrified into "reading between the press releases."

You'd probably get a very different distribution of answers if it was 80% chance of $50k or 50% chance of $1M.

ooooooh! chic!

Kinda like when we were kids and Bing Crosby came on the Muzak.

Failed attempt at a reverse orgasmatron.

Pew! Pew!

After scrubbing everyone's records there won't be any more such embarrassments.

*snort*

🎶 Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars... 🎶 💙 💙 💙

Oddly, I never had the 8-track.

At the time I’m enjoying it I have sometimes found myself sitting across from one, but that’s not strongly correlated nor communicable.

WOKE WITH A CAPITAL W-O-K-E!