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"Everyone likes their own brand."

"What the fuck am I doing with my life?"

The simultaneous look of relief on Fatty Fatface pairs perfectly with the look of stinky horror on that poor guy's.

Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit

Unpopular opinion: Scarlett Johanssen would be sitting in my lap right now but for my lack of looks, money and opportunity.

They gotta start pixellating that Nussy. I've got kids.

I will wager you my next paycheck that JD continually watches him nod off and closes his own eyes on cue so that they can say "Look, JD's eyes are closed in quiet reflection, just like Trump's. Fake news!"

Is this a real set of actual questions? And he's not running, he was just recently elected. He's GOVERNING in the interest of his citizens, you twatwaffle.

"So the bullshit name calling you were doing isn't working, son now try this bullshit name calling. Yeah I know Communism died in 1989 and nobody under 50 is going to know what the hell you're talking about but this is the way."

He didn't "order" jack shit. Pathetic.

The President of the United States is a liar.

Nothing. Means nothing. A letter? Pathetic.

It's not "Islamophobia". There's no such thing as that. It's just plain bigotry. It's just being an asshole. There are people who have real genuine problems with phobias and bigots are not them.

As an HR professional I have questions: 1) Is he using sick leave or is he absent without leave? 2) Has he filled out FMLA paperwork? Has a doctor certified his FMLA event? 3) When is his return to work date? Governor Beshear find your spine and do a job.

So in their Christoporn dream Jesus comes back, doesn't have to adhere to military regs on hair length or facial hair, and is a THREE star? Why is the living Christ subservient?

Canadian life expectancy is 3.3 years longer, and our crime rate is a third of yours.

MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, MLS, Reality TV shows, on and on and on. They're all Gladiator Games in an endless wheel trying to divert your attention from how badly you're all getting fucked.