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i was just reminded that On Authority exists. Engels was such a fucking idiot.

Putting in my application to the greater Seattle polycule. “They call mx. game and watch”

Every polycule needs someone like me to wear a headscarf and spend all day in the kitchen making supper.

People talk about music sounding better when you’re high. It def sounds higher at least.

New meds suuuuuck ugh

I feel profoundly hopeless thinking about how hard it is to convince people that capitalism is fundamentally entropic.

Taking dramamine for the plot

Taking dramamine recreationally

Going to start referring to needing to shit as “london calling”

Dulce de Lethe

Welcome to America we’re putting all our soldiers on testosterone so they all turn a uniform purple.

getting myself a treat whenever i give myself a shot. positive reinforcement goes crazy. what if someone caressed my hair and called me a good g... where am i?

Ooooaaaaooouah i ate too much. Somebody come over and rub my tummy and you can have some chicken rice n beans, too.

Liberalism is pretty eugenicist. Like not in a master race way but in like a Sanger way

Celebrating the death of Lindsay Graham by downloading grindr

mod is short for modular

*Me writing in my deathnote* “Graham… Oh it’s just my shopping list.” 😊

you're telling me this candle gives you a "yankee"?

😳 hello Human Resources?!

This weekend was so fuuuuun. My eyeliner was super busted so sunnies stayed on the first day. Second day I was super late so i went naturelle. Felt cute a lot. Got hit on a bit. Danced too much. Get out there folks! This shit is just as important as any other aspect of our survival.