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he misheard someone calling Stephen Miller "Pee Wee German"

Screw worm infections would really do a good job of distracting from explosive diarrhea

Initial Vibe Offering.

Lettuce entertain you!

JUDGE: Wait, wut? These are reporters? 1A dude DOJ: My bad, didn't read the homework TL;DR JUDGE: GTFO DOJ: TTYL

Yeah but it's the back row schmoes behind him, mocking, that are going viral

Who ya gonna believe- me, or your own lyin' arse?

Realize that $500bn is only the increase in defense spending requested by Hegseth today (from 1trillion to 1.5trillion). As obscene as "too big to fail" is for private industry, even more so for military-industrial complex. I boldly predict deficit-spending-funded bailout of AI, for no good reason

Red Green vs Walter White. Which one do you think is the American?

spoken like the true expert that he is

OREGON TRAIL: You have died of cheesy gordita crunch.

That kid's going to have visitors in suits tomorrow, pretty sure.

Is that a hill you're willing to diarrhea on?

What was the consensus music for the long car trip? What was in rotation and who got to choose?

Stephen Miller has been called Pee Wee German.

No dick jokes at the board meetings, Scott.

"My canem ate my homework."

Just look for that one weird trick, and you're golden

Film at 11 percent

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