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End of month case movement is kicking my ass. I need a cheeseburger.

Thursday Shenanigans. I’ve leveled up my Diet Coke obsession and am now on fridge cigs - either a double espresso or couple ounces of cold brew poured over a crisp Diet Coke. Shot of vanilla? Sure if I’m feeling it. Have you guys tried a fridge cig?

Took a car ride this morning. It was in the 60’s and so nice outside. His eye is healing well.

The next two weeks of my life will be spent trying to keep a cone on him so he doesn’t intentionally or accidentally pull these stitches and damage his eye. God forbid.

At home he was whining. Sbux parking lot? Not happy, but definitely more restful.

Bruno had a lil surgery yesterday to remove a growth on his eye. It is 5am on Saturday. He couldn’t sleep, so I couldn’t sleep. We are driving around town with the delivery drivers and early morning Uber drivers. He was restless at home. More calm in the car. I am so tired.

Who’s playing grandpa Yellowstone on SNL this week?

Good morning. Been overwhelmingly busy, but every morning we start with a freshly-prepared breakfast for the bear. We have to maintain our standards. Have a gorgeous day, y’all.

This should come with a blood pressure warning. A Door Dash tale in four photos.