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*Hahahaha "Sous les pavés, la plage!"

*Watch it, buddy. You don't want those of us who are smart, clever and above it all to pretend to get tough with you

*How much of a circus is this gonna become

*Raoul's getting more sober, posthumous applause than I expected "Belgian philosopher," yeah, okay, I guess he was

*Pavel plans to put up a fight "How many divisions does the Pope-of-Telegram have," well, I guess we'll see

*Dang 👀

*Really needs to be xeroxed and stapled to telephone poles.

*Look, if I just start quoting Raoul Vaneigem on Bluesky for no appropriate reason, people will surely think: "What's with Sterling this morning? Is he on acid?" *Was Raoul *making mayonnaise* at the time of his death, frankly this news would not surprise me

*So that's like... a derive walker, a street rat, some capitalist chains, a pipe bomb, a joker card and a thought balloon? *I'm giving you an A-for-effort here, that ensemble's gonna be hard to beat #Situationism

*Oh come on! The Sits are not gonna order a cocktail. With what, a paper umbrella, a swizzle stick? *Even Situationist girlfriends are never gonna drink cocktails

*What emoji is "the most Situationist emoji?" I'm trying to pick one out, coming up blank *A whole SHEET of emojis are kinda Situationist

*Did you ever READ "Revolution of Everyday Life"? it's just kinda sitting there. Doesn't cost anything *A good book to read in a bar after closing time, alone, with a wooden chair and a sticky table, in a puddle of light theanarchistlibrary.org/library/raou...

*It's great that the ChatGPT slopmeister there gets that date of his death wrong. It's like an actual, sincere AI tribute: like, of course Raoul sloppily died three years ago, how could ChatGPT not incorrectly say that on his behalf

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*Now that they're dead, is the Situation over, has the Spectacle been finally dissolved *I'm thinking -- Well, Probably Not 👀

*Young Raoul Vaneigem. Always in some bar, those Situationists

*Where would you even go to learn about the death of Raoul Vaneigem? Wikipedia, I guess *Dead in Barcelona age 92, that's not such a bad fate for an anarchist en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raoul_V...

Raoul Vaneigem - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

*So, the Russian city of Tyumen is having a climate-crisis flood, and its oil refinery is being shattered by enemy drone strikes, at the same time *How are the musicians holding up in Tyumen, I wonder. #EverythingHappens youtu.be/FSLTX_H_beA?...

‼️НАВОДНЕНИЕ В ТЮМЕНИ, ВВЕДЁМ РЕЖИМ ЧСYouTube video by NIK WEATHERyoutu.be

*If you're the ambitious mistress of a cyberwar operator, do you want to be very mafia-wife about that and stick to the bedroom and kitchen *Or are you really keen to get your mouse-clicking hands dirty, and become his emotional confidante? Maybe his cut-out, his offshore-banker

*I'm guessing this means that Iran isn't entirely keen to missile-blast Pavel Durov over there in Dubai #Telegram *"Abetting terrorism," they might be a little conflicted about that. #CharmingKitten