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You should never swim in the Seine on account of the Jacques infested waters.

I think that if you commission a freelancer, it is your responsibility to make sure that person gets paid by your company and if you don't they should have every right to call you out by name.

QRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Ultra hard mode: You don't understand the subtext of the film but keep rewatching it anyways.

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Amazon floor manager watching Dune Part 1 for the first time: "So if we get still-suits for the fulfilment teams we can take away their bathroom AND water breaks :)"

If rap music doesn't work out he can always pivot to working at a funeral home and become Tyler, the Cremator.

Shout out to Gandalf for showing up in the first third of The Two Towers and not in a post credits scene like some kind of marvel guy (derogatory).

Rings Of Power Season 3: Proplem in Elvator.

I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a call centre insurance salesman.

A cool thing about being an uneducated cretin is that I don't have to spend a second worrying about whether or not the Odyssey is historically(?) accurate or faithful to the original text.

No-one likes pointing out typos more than someone who can only speak English.

New Star Trek villain unlocked: Tech guys in a giant golden space-cube called the BORGeoisie.

LUDDITE TEMPLE

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Guy who adds (edited) to all his posts to make other people feel like they are missing out on a new bsky feature. (edited)

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Free idea for an Onion headline: “Low-cost airline employs mid-air preachers to make traveling even more unpleasant”.

Disney should make more movies where the main villain is a decomposing Rasputin being tormented by demons in hell.

Gonna wait for The Odyssey to come on streaming and watch it on my phone in public with no headphones like Nolan intended.