Профиль

Amazing time for Tom Holland right now at the box office but we absolutely must take precautions to ensure we don't get another CHERRY as a result.

I may love the Saw movies but I am absolute garbage using Pig as a killer in Dead by Daylight

Bat out of Hell of course

The box office golden touch of Jared Leto, once again!

Today's the day! The @fangoria.bsky.social Summer Camp Slashers issue will start popping up in stores EVERYWHERE! Target, grocery stores... anywhere you find magazines (even if they don't carry Fango on the regular), it can be there! Check it out!

Daycare suddenly closed due to the owner's husband dying. Her son had the grim job of telling parents, expecting to drop their kids off and get to work, that his dad just died. Felt so bad for him.

If you ever wondered why I had an incredibly brief stint at the AVClub...

At least around here: Six Flags > Universal anyway, so this rules.

Holy shit.

A Lee Cronin NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET movie would be hilarious. Since the characters in his movies can never seem to remember anything scary that happened to them in the previous scene, it'll just be a bunch of people having nightmares, waking up, and continuing on with their day.

Am I crazy or is Disney+ at a much lower volume than other streamers? I feel I always have to turn it at least 5 higher than everything else.

Will watched THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN last night. Congrats, Mark Webb and Sony! You made the first movie my kid ever said he didn't like.

The Jason Universe design is equivalent to the H20 Myers mask, in that all I see when I look at it is a little kid on Halloween trying his best.

Got tickets for Jimmy Eat World 25th anniversary of Bleed America thing at the Hollywood Bowl, but... I think I am done buying concert tickets for a while. Two tix, throw in parking and drinks... it's more than a day's pay now, and that was my old limit.

Ego whiplash tonight. After singing a song at karaoke a very attractive and (not that much) younger woman came up and asked me if I was single, then before I could even say anything said "my mom would love you."

The Simpsons: Abe Simpson Turns to DustAlt: The Simpsons: Abe Simpson Turns to Duststatic.klipy.com

I'm sure I did it as a younger man, but man, there is seriously nothing more obnoxious than people posting "I don't care about [popular / current thing]." Good for you! No better use of that time you're supposedly not wasting than letting us know!

The special Camp Slasher issue of FANGORIA that I guest edited will be hitting stores any day now! But if you want to guarantee your copy, here's a helpful pre-order link: shop.fangoria.com/products/fan...

FANGORIA PRESENTS: CAMP SLASHERS***This is a pre-order and not set to ship until early August 2026*** Camp Crystal Lake. Camp Blackfoot. Camp Arawak. And now Camp Miasma. The sun is shining, the water is cool, and the counselors are...shop.fangoria.com

If I were Jared Leto, I would simply stop sexually assaulting women rather than have so much of my time taken up trying to deny it over and over. Seems like a real pain.

The Ozzy maze will feature a demonic Sharon screaming at him the entire time to do stuff

Yes it's definitely a good idea to decry an entire thing because of the occasional time it goes wrong. That's why I haven't gotten into an automobile, airplane, train, or boat, why I don't eat any food, why I never touch an electric device...