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It looks like the dog is saying this

Just got one of the greatest PR come-ons I've ever received: Eight paragraphs about why I should interview a guy called Pierre, only the email never gets around to saying who Pierre is

I've noticed recently that more and more of the people who get mad about something I've written don't even seem to have read all the way to the end of the headline

Lilybean caught another rabbit today, please congratulate her (and since you can talk to animals, please tell all rabbits to stop hanging out in our yard, a yard whose every square inch must smell like dogs specifically bred to kill rabbits, why are you trying your luck like this, my God)

My friend Jane recently called Nolan "the dumb guy's ideal smart guy and the smart guy's ideal dumb guy" and I've spent three days seething over the fact that I didn't come up with that

My love letter to BlueSky, the official app of sports

I wrote about the game

Ode to Spain, Our Competent Kings of the World CupSpain’s style may be dull, but their logistical excellence is strangely inspiringwww.theringer.com

Kinda seems like they can't, it must be said

"Can Spain play keepaway for 11 minutes" my brother in Christ have you ever seen Spain play

I cannot respect Argentina as a team of bullying violent thugs until Messi decks someone

Across three cultures, we came together in football, a nation whose greatness is determined by the passions of millions of nations, whose football is the greatness of passion reflected across this land of cultures, nations, and football

If NBA fans hadn't been fatally brain-poisoned by standing downwind of Moneyball for 20 years we would have revolted the second they tried to make "second apron" a sports concept

It suuuuucks that The Guardian, one of the best English-language news sources on most topics, is consistently one of the worst on AI

I try not to rage-post every little MAGA-enabling media obfuscation I come across—there are simply too many of them—but this might literally be the most irresponsible headline I've ever seen

Great description of VAR's effect on the viewing experience

Unimprovable caption

I wrote about VAR

VAR Is My Mortal Enemy and Should Be Yours, TooThe 2026 World Cup has been astonishingly good, with one nightmarish exceptionwww.theringer.com