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Get ready for the future, where every device you own is just a dumb terminal with minimum specs. Just a screen and a keyboard that's only used for connecting to online services that you pay a subscription to use.

Apacer CEO warns that memory supply could plummet by 70% next yearNo end in sight.www.pcgamer.com

Aside from how weird it is to verbally suck Trump's dick during another man's eulogy, I am again reminded that some Christians think heaven is a place where you live in a house and, like, go to the store and stuff. Does your heaven mansion have a bathroom? Do you still poop in heaven?

I discovered MST3K back when it was running as the Mystery Science Theater Hour on Comedy Central. My parents were going through a messy divorce at the time, so the show sits at a weird crossroads in my life. It's amazing that I'm still able to watch new episodes today, as a withered, bitter old man

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of Avatar: The Way of Water that is historically accurate and true to the art of gooning

Oh my god it worked

Saw Mitch McConnell in the hospital today and he looks better than ever.

A 2TB hard drive I bought for $130 two years ago now sells for $380. Totally normal. Just fine. Don’t worry about it.

If Mitch McConnell is still alive then how did I summon his wraith into the Soul Vortex, hmmmmmm?

Welcome to the World of Cops! Your phone? A cop. Your computer? A cop. Your car? A cop. Eventually everything you own will be a cop.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

The palace has been taken. The king has chosen to fall on his sword rather than answer to the people for his crimes. The wicked monarchy has fallen, and in its place will rise a new and glorious Burger Republic.

All true, though.

Currently fascinated by the leftistsforai subreddit, which is half people humble bragging about their multi-thousand dollar rigs and half people who think running Qwen on their 3060 is going to help dismantle capitalism.

It is said in legend that the one who finds a sword in the pool will be crowned the One True King of America.

Hey, they don't call him Carlos "Menstealia" for nothing!

Comedian Carlos Mencia faces 12 felony charges for failing to report more than $8M in earningsComedian Carlos Mencia has been arrested and charged with 12 felonies for allegedly failing to report or pay taxes on over $8 million in earnings.apnews.com

So anyway, the Pope just launched the Butlerian Jihad.

The Pope Just Low Key Declared Holy War on Artificial IntelligenceIn perhaps his strongest rebuke of the tech industry's rampant obsession with AI yet, Pope Leo called for the tech to be "disarmed."futurism.com

I caught THIS MAN trying to SCAN MY BODY for PERVERTED HOLOSUITE SMUT. If you see this man DO NOT accept free credits at his Dabo Table IT IS A TRAP!

Go check out Buffet Infinity. It’s on Amazon Prime, maybe other places. If you like that “4am on Adult Swim” style of surreal horror, it’s a good time.

Looks like a man who will pay you a million dollars to sleep with your wife.

The same ADL that said his Nazi salute was definitely not a Nazi salute.