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Technically everything is baby food if you're an inattentive enough parent.

Republican politicians would rather die than stop hurting children: www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

1.5 million children lost food aid since last July, analysis saysNationwide, an estimated 4 million people have been kicked off SNAP since the passage of the One Big Beautiful Bill, the report finds.www.washingtonpost.com

NYC is 8 million people proud of how grueling the conditions are, and LA is 4 million people shit-talking their paradise hometown.

There is a 90% chance the Hulk votes Republican but a 40% chance he's more willing to change his mind than the average MAGA *if* you help him see that Hulk different and puny men with guns not want leave different people alone.

How far out are we from AI columnists doing articles about AI that end with the gasp reveal that this was written by a human?

Curse you forever, Robert Moses

RIP Sam Neill, you're antichristing in Heaven now.

In the blink of an eye, the man went straight from the closet to the crawlspace.

1) Listening to Dave Ramsey 2) Thanks to Dracula, you can now spread bubonic plague simply by breathing 3) Crypto scams, do not attempt

Whoever made this, it hurts to laugh thanks to a sore throat, and it's still been worth it all day. Thank you, and ow.

Mitch McConnell is really going to pull off one last obstructionist coup against democracy from beyond the grave, huh.

Gently tearing the non-recyclable plastic film out of unsolicited junk mail so I can recycle the paper parts, while overhead 1,000 celebrities' private jets request priority landing at JFK to attend a stranger's wedding.

People are kind of neat.

If an AI bot can do your job, neither of you is good at your job.

We can never definitively prove Jesus wasn't a Transformer.

God could become one of the all-time comedy greats by throwing an incredible bolt of lightning tonight.

Today will be a day of hand-wringing editorials about how to overcome "politics becoming polarized" instead of "Actually, a third of the country objects to kidnapping and torturing people just trying to live their lives, and Nazis should pay Nazis prices for Nazi deeds."

Please, Mr. McGinley is my father. Call me Imperatus Rex Kaiser by the Sacred Holy Blood of the Undying God's Avatar XIII, Crusher of Skulls, Despair of Widows, Kisser of Babies but Not in That Way.