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Happy 1st Month Of College Football To All Who Celebrate!

🎤 The Atomic Age Of RENEGADES 🎤

72 at home 65 in a hotel room AND. NOT. A. PENNY. HIGHER.

name: Katie age: après vous fave food: pasta or ceviche birthday: twinsies with Marcus Freeman, respectfully fave music act: live? Beastie Boys country: Peru or Italy dream job: writer (*kinda* doing it now) color: red and black baby season: college football

LinkedIn used to be a clean, zero bells-n-whistles job board. It’s devolved into such a Zuck-ified hellscape to the point where I can’t shut off tech bros circulating anti-Fauci, anti-vax infographics littered with bald-face lies. We can’t have nice things. Maybe one day. But today’s not that day.

“Victor Marx” sounds like the bleakest SNL character ever which is why you don’t remember him.

BSky is closed for the rest of the day and you have @onedishwasher.bsky.social to thank for that because here it is:

Most problematic is that 35% of this country still believes the emporer is wearing clothes.

1 month until the first CFB games y’all. We’re almost there. 🙌

Death Taxes Burrito Brothers outliving all things Wellness check on Keith Richards needed STAT.

I don’t even know how to explain what happened to this tree. Neighbors think tornado touched, but not sure. Fam safe and somehow car blessedly fine.

Normalize kings riding SEPTA.

There are things that are spectacularly awesome about getting older. One of them, however, is NOT hearing what radio stations think “classic rock” constitutes. They wrap up an MGMT song and then are like “hey, after this commercial break, we’ll kick things off with a little Three 6 Mafia!”

When it’s a surprisingly pleasant day out and July is dragging and you pretend to love baseball and shamelessly use your child to lie to yourself that you’re still a fan of the sport but then also half-smokes and ice cream were had and so it was a lovely day. but also how many days until 8/29?

🎯 We can all log off now.