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this year I ripped a hole in the side of a box and made it look like the leprechaun chewed his way out and left a note that looked like it was written in blood that said YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME - PATCHES O'HOULIHAN The kids haven't mentioned it since

rest assured that we made every joke possible when editing this story

How Hoagie Heir Joey Sacco Became an OnlyFans MillionaireThe Ocean City native from the family behind Sack O' Subs says he made more money in two days on OnlyFans than he would have in a year as an accountant.www.phillymag.com

XPN just played K's Choice "Not An Addict" as part of its 1996 Throwback Thursday and WOW this is not a song I should've been singing along to when I was 11

Philly Mag's @phillyvictor.bsky.social was in Ardmore today and randomly happened upon an FBI raid of an art dealer who (allegedly!) has been scamming people since the 70s. Shoe-leather reporting!

FBI Agents Swarm Prestigious Main Line Art GalleryThe feds paid a visit to Dane Fine Arts in Ardmore on Wednesday.www.phillymag.com

Whenever I see a quote like this I'm reminded of how my grandfather never cursed in front of me until he got dementia

the Delco mind must be both praised and studied

This Delco man sunburned LeBron James’ jersey into his back in Sea Isle. He called it an act of ‘Philly toughness’Joey Abel's passion for the Sixers runs hot.www.inquirer.com

the only thing that can turn everything around is another Jon Hamm Fletch movie

in like 20 minutes McQuade would've tracked down this guy based on a Bonner logo in the background and had a tight 1,000-word story ready to go

was just looking up the highest-paid athletes by year and the bottom of this list...my god I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

Philly Mag will always put its readers above itself, and its health. That's the Philadelphia Magazine Promise.

I Tried Arby's New Cheesesteak So You Don't Have ToWe headed to a Delco dive bar to taste-test the sandwich with friends.www.phillymag.com

I went to go find the closest helipad to the sports complex assuming it would be the one on Columbus but apparently there's technically one *in* the parking lot? Get ready to learn Jetro, buddy

Beanie Sigel! Freeway! AI! Psyched to finally get the dude @thefarmerjones.bsky.social on @phillymag.com:

LeBron James’s Philly Connections Run Back Nearly 25 YearsThe new Sixer first played in Philly in 2002, as a high school junior.www.phillymag.com

Sixers ticket office opening their inbox this morning

Went to the pool snack bar today and the teens had set up competing OPPENHEIMER and THE ODYSSEY tip jars and I’m starting to think the kids are gonna be okay

missing McQuade more than ever

lmao at the Inquirer being like “here are thirty LeBron stories, also our copy editor died RIP KING”

Lebron pull up to the TLA

This is shaping up to be the greatest day in online Philadelphia history

Tony Romo arrested in Milwaukee on suspicion of operating under the influenceFormer Cowboys QB Tony Romo was arrested on suspicion of operating while under the influence in Milwaukee, according to the sheriff’s office.www.wisn.com

this email I just got has zero mention of LeBron which means the ticket office scheduled it and then didn’t edit it, so despite today’s news the Sixers are still the exact same franchise they were yesterday

LeBron update from somewhere between Rome and PHL