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STOP FALLING FOR THIS! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... This is not "rogue AI", it's a program following its instructions. They are not releasing this information as a public service but because it's the best free advertising. They want you to think their predictive text engine is all-powerful.

OpenAI says its rogue AI tried to hack other companiesThe out-of-control AI found four logins which allowed it to access multiple unnamed online services.www.bbc.co.uk

This was a lot of fun to write, on the back of @iantothemax.bsky.social's excellent reporting: kotaku.com/the-duskbloo...

Desperate For Duskbloods News? AI Chatbots Will Just Make It UpAI chatbots are spewing out Reddit shitposts as hard fact for the unreleased Switch 2 gamekotaku.com

I just remembered one of my favourite things I ever wrote for RPS: a gallery of men at E3 taking photos of "booth babes". Tragically RPS purged all our old images for some godforsaken reason, but thank goodness for the Internet Archive: web.archive.org/web/20210516...

I want this so ridiculously much. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G8773WZ... The only thing is you'd need a dining room table from one of those banquet halls in a medieval castle.

I wrote a piece celebrating my favourite ever logic puzzle game, Hexcells, just cos. kotaku.com/hexcells-log...

After 12 Years, Hexcells Is Still The Best Logic Puzzle Game Ever MadeThe Hexcells trilogy has yet to be beatenkotaku.com

Every time you hear someone talk about the need to cut benefits, ask them what they think they're spent on. Pensioners make up 48% of "benefits" 28% goes on Universal Credit 13% on disability 4% on child benefit These arseholes want to take it ALL from the 28% on UC who need it to live.

So I guess we can give up all hope on Burnham having meant anything he's said. Mahmood reamining as Home Secretary is /disgusting/. Her anti-immigration policies are far-right shit. And we've got a war fetishist as Chancellor. So, same centrist bullshit, same Reform-wooing policies, same hate.

My appeal for a return of the budget label re-release: kotaku.com/budget-games...

An Impassioned Plea For The Return Of The Budget Re-ReleaseHear my heartfelt plea for a return to the days of the discounted relaunchkotaku.com

There's no Prime Minister right now! We can do what we like! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Er wot @nytimes.com?

My impression of a Reddit thread: u/mrbobbles Does anyone know the best way to photograph a rainbow with an SLR camera? u/lightbox5633 Why the hell are you even using an SLR camera?! It's fucking ridiculous to even be talking about these in 2026, and frankly evil. If you're not using a pinhol

Someone inside Bethesda secretly DM me to tell me what has gone wrong with The Elder Scrolls VI: Hammerfell for the last 15 years. I fancy an excellent scoop.

Kaz by Kalinarm is a stunning and deceptively tactical arcade game about hammering your cursor keys to reach new high scores. It has SO much variety, and I'm still discovering more. My review: buried-treasure.org/tag/kalinarm/ Please support this project! www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...

So the news story here is, "Man Didn't Fall Over".

So this is utterly gross in every imaginable way. But at least I got the word "cumbot" on Kotaku. kotaku.com/realdoll-sex...

Sex Doll Company Creates AI Teachers For New York School DistrictRealbotix, the company behind RealDolls, wants to use the same tech to teach STEM to teenagerskotaku.com

This story went from super-creepy to rather oddly sweet. kotaku.com/game-dev-exp...

Indie Dev Uses Pictures Of Sleeping Wife's Face For A Boss FightWe're relieved to report they're a very happy couplekotaku.com

Hoo boy, today's Wordle is going to make so many people mad. Wordle 1,852 5/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

For Buried Treasure I've written my conflicted thoughts on Omen Exitio Hunger. It's a superb game, with incredible writing, art and sound, and it's hooked me. But it's also based on a true story that's so incomprehensibly upsetting, and I don't know what to do. buried-treasure.org/2026/07/conf...

Toby's had nearly 90 responses so far! I think the course's record was like 20. Let's get him over 100!

David Lammy has just sentenced a dead woman to life in prison. Is a fun way to summarise this story. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ruth Ellis, last woman to be executed in the UK, granted conditional pardonRuth Ellis was hanged at London's Holloway Prison in 1955 after being convicted of murdering her lover David Blakely.www.bbc.co.uk