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Just pleased as punch I can now tell people "I have 1k followers on Bluesky" and get to hear them say "what's Bluesky"

Application-specific integrated circuit Cosmic string K-T Boundary Supercollider and, um Body mass index

Luke seems uncharacteristically subdued today. He normally gets rowdy when he's drunk (and I don't doubt that he's drunk). ...keep an eye on your wallet just in case. Artwork by @billbeagle.bsky.social

But while Emmet was reveling in his technological triumph, another pair of eyes were watching him closely. To the wombat's already long list of misdeeds, Roxanne appended a new entry: "Surfing crimes" (Icon by @billbeagle.bsky.social)

By the customs of my people, whoever's #1000 is legally wed to me.

So. Is that the answer then? Is that the wombat emoji? 🦝?

Me: Man, this is harder than it sounds. I had too much fun and it hurt ME! Mysterious Bearded Voice: *I* can help with that. Me: Wow, it's Epicurus!

Hanna-Barbera-style art by @smartaspaint.bsky.social, featuring a big chunk of the cast.

Renaming this account to Ferrets & Fat Fellas

I've started saying "Oh, dear" a lot recently. It's joined "Fantastic." There are a surprising number of contexts where both apply.

🎵 IIIII don't wanna work I just wanna bang on my skull until it pops open and the gooey goodness inside leaks out all day

I'm surrounded by knuckleheads.