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big dad, bigger dumbass computers were a mistake barbecue feed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zif37kabt5ehlklil52x5xyi/feed/Barbecue hula hooping feed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zif37kabt5ehlklil52x5xyi/feed/hooping

i bought a chaise lounge thing the other day bc i wanted to smooth out my tan a bit before vacation, realized today it has a fuckin face hole like a massage table lol totally genius

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Well I guess my decision to legally change my name to axolotl last year is probably going to bite me in the ass huh

Hypervisible

“One AI company, Code Four, has taken an unusual approach: inserting hidden ‘Easter eggs’ into AI-generated draft documents to confirm officers have actually read them.”

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god the dink was so fuckin stupid but i had to pause multiple times because i was laughing too hard

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Setting up a trail cam next to the drive thru and putting together a supercut of freaks who get mad about their orders at this suburban McDonald’s

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how big is mr peanut

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this is even better when you have little kids soaking up your absolutely miserable sense of humor

Project T.B.O.N.E.

I've been having trouble in my personal life where I will say something unmistakably awful is very good, or suggest an obviously terrible idea as a solution to a problem, and because I say it deadpan people assume I'm serious and react with confusion or frustration. It rocks

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Xbox elite 2 controller battery went spicy pillow :(

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Tube food

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this dork's poor mother waiting for a cum trophy she can be proud of

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸

GOP candidate Brandon Herrera on moms advocating politically: “Just because you let somebody creampie you doesn’t mean I have to give a shit about your political opinions. The fact that you kept your cum trophy doesn’t make you any less wrong about the dumb shit they you say.”

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buffet infinity is pretty good

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hmm, older sibling helps college students with papers and stuff i think id be fine at that younger sibling does some spreadsheet stuff that might require a little on the job training but i could probably fake it til i make it

Bethany Albertson

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

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lol rest in piss lindsey graham

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cannot get over the fact that my 9yos favorite song is dopesmoker lol

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