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I’ve found that the Giants Talk podcast is where occasional Giants pregame hosts tell you what they really think. Not sure if there’s a Dodgers equivalent

I miss episodic adventure in place of genealogy.

Dudes would be so much happier if they got high, listened to Maiden and read Emily Wilson’s translation of The Odyssey instead of whining about it.

When there was only one handprint on the door, that’s when you shot up into our arm, I guess.

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"Nicest guy you'll ever meet but a horrible human being," is what I said about a lot of people after covering GOP cons. They'd be so nice to you one-on-one but then they'd say the most horrid shit onstage.

Why is Charlie Jane disparaging the bookshelves in my house?

Gav had more power as mayor of San Francisco than he does as governor of California

If I can find people to blurb my books you will both be fine.

The Dark Universe lives!

Darrel Issa was nice to me at a California GOP convention once. I checked my wallet after talking to him to make sure all my cash was still there.

I’m so going to be the first one overrun by zombies or armies of living plushy dolls or whatever.

He did not ask me to halt singularity but he may have approached other transit riders.

I’d give him $5 for that!

I can finally see why my mom thought Gilbert Roland was hot.

I can finally see what my mom thought Gilbert Roland was hot.

This is a great essay on fast food, Huey Newton, Jim Jones, redevelopment and revolutionary suicide. Read it.

He’s talking about being at the St. Francis Hotel and stepping through the “Stein dimensional portal negative one.”

There’s a man on BART testifying as if he’s in court about why he’s no longer allowed on the UC Berkeley campus. He’s presenting evidence from “the holiest of Bibles” and Cannibal Corpse lyrics. It’s a lot better than being trapped on a plane with one of those evangelical preachers.

You can watch Kirk Douglas in Ulysses in less than half the time it takes to watch Matt Damon in The Odyssey.