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Nope!

Only in hindsight.

Yeah, my kids will have to come visit me. I ain’t going.

It’s that Jim Jordan is still in office but Al Franken isn’t…burns me up. And of course he did!! Defending abusers is what he does.

That’s the name they’re trying to keep out of the reports. All that “My buddy” bullshit.

This!!!

My imaginary part time man should be in that kitchen making me a quiche. It’s 5 ingredients, Dexter!! 🙄 And the pie crust is pre-prepared. Oh, ham in the quiche, bacon on the side. Thank you!

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So last night, I ate half a bag of 20mg gummies, had two infused drinks, two Tito’s on ice and smoked a half a joint. I slept so well!! Actually, I did everything well. That’s a winning combo. A little pricey but worth it.

I’m literally the person people call when they need to reorganize and yet I’m looking at my closet with things strewn about and in disarray. I keep trying to call me but I’m not answering. Maybe I’m blocked.

Only if I rip all that shit off it. And no, I don’t eat cornbread either. Except with greens or chili. Plus, I’m from Minnesota. Land of The Pronto Pup.

*looks at my dusty collection Tyler Perry plays* I would never!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

Please don’t try that. Because if you drop me or I in anyway come loose, I will sue you. I’m litigious AF!! Actually, I could use another check. Let’s go, Mr. Universe. Uppies!!

Rabbit rabbit!! 🐇 🐰

So about last night…😂😂😂

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Never wake me from a dream like that. He was about to knock loose the sonic rings, nuva ring, and a couple old engagement rings. In the bleachers! Though I think he was a serial killer. He was fine, though! Let me try to go back to sleep.

Listen!!!!!

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