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Just as well he hasn't been relevant for thirty years.

That picture is hilarious... he looks like a bloke who hasn't had a shit for a month.

When even the awful Aston Martin's have scored more F1 points than Cadillac, then it tells you all you know about that company.

Have they actually sued ANYBODY that they have threatened to?

This is really interesting. After a month when it was obvious Burnham was going to be PM, the only dirt the Daily Heil can dig up on him is how much he paid for a t-shirt. You can just imagine how much shit the editor is giving his journalists.

How as such a thick cow become a journalist? At the same time Reform are failing in the polls and under investigation by the police, she decides to display her unbridled racism. That'll bring people back on board!

The British people want you to brush your teeth.

Burnham has to target the ridiculous disparity between the 5% of the population that owns 95% of the wealth and the 95% who own 5% of the wealth. In a civilised nation, this situation simply can not be accepted.

He's desperate for an election because Reform are slipping behind in polls with every day that passes. I think within a year he could have disappeared completely.

I can't keep up. Is the 'war' still happening? Is there a ceasefire? Do Iran have nuclear facilities? Or have they been destroyed? This retard president just makes up shit from one hour to the next.

He played in a football charity match at our local non-league club in the early seventies. He was pretty crap and was hauled off early in the second half. He then walked around the terraces, signing autographs and chatting with fans for the rest of the game and beyond. Nice guy.

Errr...what's growing? Reform's lead in the polls has now disappeared, and the only by-election they can win is against the comedy candidates. It seems the only thing that is growing is this feller's member when he gets to gaze upon Froggie's nicotine stained choppers.

I thought maybe so, but after today's announcement that they will not cap rental charges, it looks like Burnham is no friend of the working classes either. Shame, it looked promising for four days.

Is it only New York that hates Trump now?

'Your government'? You could get all your MPs in a people carrier, and you can't win a by-election unless the only opposition is a dustbin. When will you finally realise you ain't never going to be PM.

'Well you didn't wake up this morning cos you didn't do to bed, you were watching the whites of your eyes turn red' The The 'This is the Day'.

Not as graphic as some of Cronenberg's films but still dripping in the dread that he is so great at creating.

Slept in my Cure t-shirt and woke up in the wardrobe.

The height of his superstardom, yes, but not a period I warm to. He was making music for the market. I was just thankful that before he left us, he started making music for himself again.

....and Victoria is a thousand times more attractive than any of the Love Island mob without even trying.