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Every morning, I go to Task Manager and turn off Grammarly. Every morning, I think, "I should go the settings and disable it at log-in." And today I went to settings... My company does not give me that option.

When your boss is being anti-science loon, and you gotta show up looking like a sexy baby. Are her lips dewy? Is Ron’s science screwy? *Sponsored by tarte.

I’m learning to do a cartwheel.

Angela Lima voted YES to put Flock cameras in Newport. One blocks from my house at Broadway and Summer.

As a researcher, I think my sources should include what I listened to while writing. Or maybe I should add acknowledgements. "I couldn't not have gotten through this piece on neural symbolic AI without the 1990 Billboard Top 100 playlist. Thank you Bel Biv DeVoe, Heart, and Nelson."

Sometimes I just need to be in the kitchen alone, making a casserole, blasting the Reputation album by Taylor Alison Swift at peak volume, and be left alone. Is that too much to ask? Do I need a sign? The old Amy can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s making a casserole!

Last night, Newport City Council voted unanimously to sign a contract with Flock for a surveillance drone. The cops asked for it. Flock said the data is safe. A rich guy from CT is paying for some of it. The Aristocrats!

In 1994, I was a DC Intern. Double Scorpio, fake ID, dancing at the Insect Club on E Street. I was prolific and party-agnostic.

Did I jinx it? Dammit, Amy!

Red Sox are in their Ken Jennings era.

Just sitting alone, enjoying the warm breeze in Boston Common because my daughter said, “Please leave the room because your breathing makes me want to KMS.”

Show is delayed thanks to Trump and Markwayne. Amazing work, guys.

Pro tip: Go see a concert with neurodivergent girls who love to compliment each other’s fashion choices, all of which are on theme. Your soul will be soaring.

Wheeeee!