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differently abled (mentally) foodie high five over-the-top stressed-out

Two months from now would be a great time to open a salad bar restaurant. Right now untainted underground lettuce dealers are making big profits!

Today's word of the day is food you can wear! Qmilch is actual fabric made out of sour milk.

"Get a job from Kelly Services" No thanks, they fired me from the call center because I was home with my sick son a lot. They can go bankrupt and defunct in hell.

I had an alien joke but couldn't quite probe it.

I'm so addicted to bread that I give myself yeast injections!

Using GIFs only, share your favorite horror movie

Heather Donahue in The Blair Witch Project Close-upAlt: Heather Donahue in The Blair Witch Project Close-upstatic.klipy.com

Where the hell is my husband? 🎵

Oohhh there's nothing better than the sound of rain! Except the beeps when the popcorn is done. Or the smoke alarm when you took too long to remove it!

Same English VA

TIME FOR EXTREME BLERRIFICATION WHAT THAT IS I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW YET!

I wish everyone would give me a round of applesauce