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Sometimes I want to lure the "yesss" engagement bait account into yessing something horrific but that would require posting that and I don't really want to make a second account just to post offensive things to bait someone else to appear to approve of them

bsky will be like "the admech is soooo cool" but then a guy becomes a toasterfucker IRL and suddenly we got a problem

#freemovieideas A slasher movie where actor Donald Glover, as himself, lures people into hideous industrial accidents D.GLOVER

I'm sorry but that water tower is entirely too sassy to be wasted on fewer than 2,500 people Serving more cunt than residents

begging WW to stop putting that one guy in all their actual plays

I wanna be Captain Caveman

I hope that's true of one of you and me

I wanted these books so bad as a kid

AEW picked up Motor City Machine Guns, tag team veterans who inexplicably joined WWE for like a year before WWE remembered they don't do tag teams

a fun thing when talking with a doctor is when you're trying to learn about what's happening to you and read some shit online and then you gotta like tone down the knowledge you picked up because the second they catch a whiff of internet on your breath you must be a hypochondriac or drug-seeker

my doctor told me to get hydrocortisone cream but his penmanship is terrible and I got hydrocortisol instead and now I'm just stressed out about drowning

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which is crazy because the infrastructure is fucking gone who's gonna rebuild the dick-sucking factories? it was the robots who closed them in the first place

Accurate tbh

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when u spill ur jice