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Today my boss was amazed that I could *checks notes* cut and color my own hair because I can't see well. I'm so fucking exhausted, I don't even try to explain it anymore. As far as most people are concerned, blurry vs clear is the only part of vision that can change.

Ok I'm old are we just using yaoi to mean m/m ships in general again now? And not specifically the manga genre? Or are we being ironic? Millennial vibe checking the room

If Blitzø blindfolds all four eyes does Stolas just go night-night like putting on a falconry hood?

All I know is the guy playing He-Man is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life and every time he's on screen it's just like STOP STOP I'M ALREADY GAY

#itsmillietime <3

Having the sexiest man in Hell be a visibly disabled man rewrote my brain

Me- likes age gaps, dubcon, incest, pregnancy, and run of the mill bdsm BlueSky - how about sh*t? So much s*it. You want d*apers full of it recommended every day don't ya???

One of my favorite thoughts when daydreaming up a new AU is how fat, cranky, fluffy and broody any new Stolas can get before realizing he's gravid

get to know your oomfs! ...whatever that means name: Lime age: 36 zodiac sign: taurus birthday: May 17 fav musical artists: Amigo the Devil, Savage Garden, Sleeping Wolf, The Crane Wives country: *bald eagle scream* dream job: househusband fave color: grey fave season: summer birth year: 90

My hackles go up whenever someone calls a character their "comfort character" because I've seen way too many people follow that up with being Not Okay with people playing with that character in a way they personally don't like and making it A Problem

Hey I know it's an event week and I'm happy for you guys but holy gods please keep your guro tagged

I wish merch companies would make cuddlier, softer plushies. I can't snuggle a giant headed rock