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His brain is so cooked

Let us give a warm round of applause to all the journalists and their guests who attended the WHCA dinner.

Dude, that’s total bullshit straight out of 2008: "The scary Black guy has a Muslim middle name, he’s a terrorist!"

Right wing trigger warnings

Just because I withheld the insulin and the patient went into a diabetic coma doesn't mean I am the one who caused it.

Just because I didn't clean the surgical instruments and the patient died of a post-op infection doesn't mean I am to blame.

Just because I left the toddler by the pool unattended and they drowned doesn't mean I'm the one who drowned them.

Just because I didn't feed the infants for a week and they starved to death doesn't mean I killed them.

Just because I hid the epinephrine and a bunch of kids died of an allergic reaction doesn't mean I killed them.

Bro, have these people SEEN her speak?

The hottest, sluttiest thing a man can do is learn to play an instrument other than the guitar. (I’m talking about the piano, violin, saxophone, and/or cello.)

He is also an atheist who believes that Israel was promised to the Jews by God in the Bible. It is hard to believe.

Bill Maher is a groupie. That’s why he isn’t funny: because he’s a pathetic fan who worships power. He’s a pick-me girl or, in this case, a pick-me centrist. Since Covid, his entire image has been “I’m not like other liberals. I think trans people are gross and we should destroy the Middle East!”

Dude, literally ten years ago, this moronic boomer was supporting Bernie Sanders!

Here is Ossoff, and here is Trump. I’m pretty sure one is the ideal man in the eyes of women, while the other is a rapist Jabba the Hutt.

Bill Maher with a young woman is what I imagine to be what the Harkonnens look like before a blood feast.

The irony, given that Jamie Kirchick looks like a gender-affirming version of Tim Miller.

"I am a conservative Republican who views Democrats as socialists and anti-American monsters. Here are my ideas on what Democrats should do to win elections!"

Jamie Kirchick looks like a less hot Tim Miller.