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I object pretty stridently to when I read a line in a book that I can tell is something like a "trailer line" in a movie with the author trying to hit me over the head. Leading the horse to water and then drowning it trying to get it to drink.

I will do this at a rate of one like per question answered

Learned that Gene Wolfe's wife wouldn't let a physical copy of his first published story in the house since it was a short story in a now defunct nudie mag. Sort of charming in a very mid century way, but come on Rosemary. That's the world championship of "just got it for the articles"

A frustrating thing about Online is that people will say things like "justice for Gwen Pepperoni" and you learn sometimes that you should take that seriously. How am I to suss out when saying something like "the prejudice against users like Mr. Nipples cannot continue" is a shitpost or not

Every time any time an LLM corp does anything, I need every lawyer in the world to have a thought bubble appear over their heads with a ham inside it while they rub their hands and salivate like a cartoon wolf.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a new food each week poisoning the American consumer— forever.

GOTTEM

Going to my next performance review hog out

Move over Nancy Reagan, new throat goat in town

You may think me a pitiful bald man, but in truth I am the majestic orc

My friends: are you gonna fuck around and ruin karaoke again Me: no way Three drinks later:

2016: they're just doing bread and circuses to cover up the fascism!! 2026: Studies Show Bread Now Gives You "Shit Yourself And Die Disease." Circus Industry Reports Mass Layoffs of 40% of Its Workforce. Also Sex Is Now Illegal.