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Contrary to what you would expect, when enemies stop searching for you in a stealth game it's not because they forgot you're there; they have simply had the realization, "Hey, why am I trying so hard to meet Ms. Shoots You In The Head?"

Neuromancer is chillingly relevant today because it asks: what if a guy would rather Die than stop Going Online

Shirts only look this cool when they're very distressed (fabric style)

Pasting plain text into a locally saved word document and getting a "contacting server" pop-up is like thinking you're alone in a dark room and hearing someone cough

I am motivated to commit Crimes

In the abstract tho I think the Malaysian flag whips the stars and stripes barehanded

Joking aside I would not use the flag of a real fascist faux-theocracy for my fake fascist faux-theocracy.

Oh, you call it "Old Glory"? Well, it's no "Stripes of Glory", that's for sure.

Not my fault your flag is cliche and unoriginal, America

Extremely tempting to make the flag of one of the countries in my WIP an American flag with yellow stars and when people are like "why did you rip off the american flag this place is nothing like america" telling them "what the fuck are you talking about I ripped off the Malaysian flag"

this is where the internet went astray

Yeah my response to this is also "yeah it's insane that we devote so much resources and damage to the Earth's ecosystem to ensure a reserve of two tons of beef for every adult human, we should stop doing that as well"

mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!

gender armour

My finishing move is the Irish Spring. It doesn't look like much but it SMELLS amazing

Case at the start of the book is 100 a "can you PROVE it's my piss in these pants? No? then stop libelling me" guy

This shit right here is why I plan shit in advance. Yeah it's hard for me to be on time to places but it's way fucking harder if the time and place keep changing

Two ADHD people trying to make plans together ☠️