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You know "saying die"? Goonies never do that.

Okay but "ordeal" kind of sounds like you're getting a DEAL on your drink ORDers... which is what happy hour is. Makes you think.

Going out for groceries. If I spontaneously combust on contact with the outside air tell my wife, "I told you I would spontaneously combust on contact with the outside air."

1/ Some chatter about who’s funding those Angie Craig ads. One prominent group, North Star Dawn, is about 3/4s a hedge fund dude from Connecticut and several All of Mpls (Frey) donors, including longtime DFL anti-lefty Vance Opperman & Roger Hale; both former CEOs. 1/x www.fec.gov/data/receipt...

I AM ANGRY AT THE AMBIENT TEMPERATURE. A SHINY NICKEL TO THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE IT GO AWAY.

At libraries around the country, "Avoiding AI" workshops have elicited unprecedented demand.

I'm hoping they're ads for erectile dysfunction pills.

This ref's non-calls are... interesting.

Wife found a stack of my old headshots. The 11yo is looking at them laughing at how much older I look now. #IGetNoRespect

Their names were causing the town elders some concern.

Oh no. My work computer is no longer operational. Oh no.

Hmm, work computer needs to install updates and restart. Better do that right now so I'm forced to go read in the break room.

Yes, long stretches of 90+ degree weather is dumb and poo and awful.

Maybe if he spits each one into a bucket like a wine tasting?

Anyone need a court jester or fool? I'm looking to get into the fast-paced world of telling royalty unpleasant truths and also taking pies to the face.

At this rate we'll be up to a 1-0 loss by Saturday! #Winning

Finally finished A People's History of the United States. Needed a palate cleanser so now I'm reading about a Finnish actuary that gangsters are trying to murder at an adventure park. (The Rabbit Factor by Antti Tuomainnen.)

I'd rather be watching a Cape Verde match.