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A fine World Cup but all that remains…

Obviously he hasn’t read Never Let Me Go, but surely he has a butler who’s a big Ishiguro fan (as I assume all butlers are)

The summer I learned how to spell both "diarrhea" and "Odyssey" on the first try.

Feels bad man

Gonna try to bring “post study abroad” energy to life after the World Cup. “Halftime? Oh you mean the ‘medio-tiempo Verizon’?”

You think FIFA is letting Argentina lose? Cuz at this age it’s marginal.

Did we cancel your flight? Lol. Yeah no, rebook in the app. Lmao, not working? Ok here’s a phone number for an AI bot that doesn’t work either. A person? We’ve only got one left and it’s both her first day and last day before retirement. Wherever you are, you live now.

There’s a reason that guy had to mention a luxury brand in his little Knicks poem.

Rapidly approaching “homie what set you from” posting from people unaware of who owns the Knicks, who can afford MSG Finals tickets and Long Island’s whole….deal

We christened a Stifle Tower/French Rejection too soon, but “the Slim Reaper” was left unused and maybe we finally know why.

Go ahead and indulge in one of those “if Obama said this.” It’s pointless but you can indulge. It’s Friday.

Knowing people are out there chatting with the corvids, knowing the corvids are making inroads with the people…

Me to Lakers fans complaining about refs:

I don’t think we’re ready for the flopping discourse that will come from America’s two biggest cities facing off against SGA and Embiid.

It's like he's aiming for one specific year in the late 19th century.

It’s been nagging at me that even this administration seemed surprised at how little push back there was—internationally or at home—to them kidnapping another country’s president just cuz.