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I don’t think that’s accurate based on the polling I’ve seen. I also hope it’s not accurate because they both suck and will cause people to stay home.

I presume they’re all the type to hire a dominatrix. It’s a feature, not a bug.

The dismantling of USAID by DOGE and Elon Musk has already caused the deaths of at least six hundred thousand people (two-thirds of them children), so yeah, be afraid of him AND loathe him.

One time I went through the drive thru at like 10pm on Valentine’s Day and the cashier gave me a carnation

Getting LIVE MÁS🔔 tattooed on my knuckles

Young Hercules (1 season TV series)

“another man” is New Zealand actor Dean O’Gorman from The Hobbit (Fíli) and The Almighty Johnsons (Anders)

My recent brain MRI was around $870 “covered” by my insurance but billed toward my deductible. If I had paid for it out of pocket, it might’ve been closer to $400.

They absolutely do have this still. Shall not be infringed!

Vive la aluminum bottle

This is why I have to be constantly wary of free peanut butter

A feral scourge of the streets

I’m actually always autistic, even when I’m Terminally Online.

It makes more sense to me that he didn’t have reasons for anything. I’ve also been wondering why people wouldn’t be allowed to date without sex, or to at least make plans with someone in advance. Like, single people can’t talk to one another either?

Fascinatingly, laundry folding is an extremely tough one for the folks working on robots. (Bluesky joke reply, serious autistic response; a classic.)

Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”

Poor Queequeg

He definitely wasn’t quick enough

He’s not even wearing the right color