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Couldn’t make this shit up if you tried

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Repression of journalists is becoming standard under the autocratic American regime.

What's really important is to make sure your guillotine is properly secured to the wall or else there's a tip-over risk

We found some fraud, waste, and abuse. Trump ordered the National Park Service to spend $5 million on a project to paint four horse statues using 23.75-karat gold leaf. This money was intended to maintain our national parks, but instead it’s being spent on gold paint for statues.

Tbh that’s actually a good thing for me.

It’s 11am and I am just now realizing it’s Thursday, not Friday 🫠

"Federal agencies relied heavily on keyword searches when terminating grants held by UC researchers, court documents revealed. While the searched terms varied across agencies, they focused on initiatives facing significant conservative opposition, such as DEI and green energy." 🧪 ⚛️ 👩🏻‍🔬 #AcademicSky

BuT iTs NoT iN tHe CoNsTiTuTiOn

This week 😂

He shoulda offered them all a peace prize 🤡

First glance I thought this was a guillotine they were recalling…

It’s been probably 18 years since I tried it (everything was bad back then). My main worry now is whatever program you use probably has terms of service that allow them to steal everything for LLM training data 🫠

These two always love going to the vet. The vet gives them snacks. No correlation.

5 vet visits in 2 weeks and now every time I touch my truck keys she gets AMPED up because she thinks we get to go to the vet 😂

Now if only I can sell $15,000 worth of pots... I'll be set

lol also during the same time as my expensive move, expensive repairs to the house I am trying to sell, and then my dog also getting expensive cancer surgery 😫 And in the 4 month gap without salary

Even just a couple weeks means I might be able to ask for a slightly lower price that would make it worth while... It's been an EXPENSIVE two months though which has really cut into my down payment savings 🫠

Do you have a dictation program you prefer? Trying to decide if I might be more productive if I talk out my writing...