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How are you going to live in this world if every time your own lawyer writes you an email you have to ask your AI how to answer me. I'm sorry, are you a baby? Is life that scary to you? When you go to the store, do you still stand behind your mom and make her ask if you can have a chocolate milk?

"This is the way" is a stupid phrase. It was always stupid. People should stop saying it.

Except not really! She had him on the ropes, struggling to defend himself, and them she gave him a lifeline by mentioning Graham Platner and the Dems, and off he went on that, instead of being forced to actually defend himself and the Ohio gang of perverts and crooked used car salesmen.

It must suck to be the guy Keri Russell was married to before Matthew Rhys

What is the record for most strikeouts by a Japanese rookie player

"Our parents used to take us strawberry picking every summer, and apple picking before rosh hashana" is one of the phrases i hope my children say when they are old.

Some sort of dutch parasite has body snatched my three year old daughter and replaced her with a clone that wants to eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar.

Well, i guess you're dead up there on Mount Salad now, loser.

A jays pitcher winni g the cy young and the rest of the team playing like dogshit, name a more iconic combo.

I can't stand it when people do bits like this.

Sounds utterly formless, like the construction of his jackets.

A Coen Bros Ulysses starring Michael Stuhlbarg where every chapter is a different film genre going from past to present.

Turns out all the guys that were downsized from the cyclospora team were this guy:

Just another life to live, just a word to say.

In judaism, there is a concept of forgiveness containing three elements, regret (ĥarata) confession of wrongdoing (viduy) and commitment to change (kabala). I would like to encourage cliff to commit to change by stopping his larping as a member of the jewish community as part of his blue grift

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I planted one of these too. Rest in Peace David Austin, I will think of you every May when she blooms anew.