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idk what shape my face is ffs

when you sit there acting like you know me

sweet got a chiropractor appointment in a few weeks, hopefully it will help me at least be in less pain while waiting for my nuro appointment

lol oops, old wound opening. stop that! motherfucker.

oh no now disarm by smashing pumpkins 😭😭😭😭

every days mood

pretty sure headpats and being told that you're proud of me would fix me

Creed's "With Arms Wide Open" just came on, and for some reason, it made me very sad.

heating pad on my ass has helped a lot

naming a bird guy mordecai, I see you, I see what you doing.

My poop smell and your poop smell Were sittin' in the bathroom My poop smell told your poop smell "I'm gonna need to light a candle" Talkin' 'bout Hey now (Hey now) Hey now (Hey now) Iko, Iko, an day (Oh) Jocomo fee no an dan day Jocomo fee nan nay

Marvel wasn't fooling anyone when they cast Sadie Sink in the new Spider-Man. Everyone knew who her character was right at the get-go. If they wanted to surprise people, they shouldn't have announced that she'd been cast in it.

princess donut the queen anne chonk

Asking my spouse to do anything is like asking a monkey's paw for a wish. Sure, he did laundry yesterday, but he also just left it piled up on the bed all day.

why i always gotta poop when someone else is using the bathroom