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Explaining Star Trek V to a non-Trekkie and am failing to convey that it’s “the bad one” because a myth about a monster in the center of the galaxy that turns into religious figures to steal your ship and escape sounds METAL AS FUCK Like make that a sea monster and that’s Odysseus shit

I will not build the gas chamber in my head I will not build the gas chamber in my head I will not build the gas chamber in my head

A house? You mean a wife trap? Pretty sexist honestly

Tired of a prick with a full fridge telling me HE’S struggling

I NEED STABILITY TO MAKE THE HOLOCAUST II ART YOUR GRANDKIDS ARE GONNA LEARN ABOUT JESUS CHRIST CAN ONE PERSON WITH ONE ROOM HELP ME THE FUCK OUT AND GET PLAYED BY SOMEONE REALLY FUCKING HOT IN THE BIOHOLO

My dream home? A CEO’s hollowed-out skull, I hear they’re spacious

please share my work they are going to kill me thanks kitten

The way I looked at this like “Hell yeah my man was a piece of shit but wasn’t an antisemite 😎”

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the meaning of life is a lawn and two kids who hate you

I see you shiver with the bomb’s lo—

Cool thing about having almost no social media is you’re like a cryptid, a mystery, a zephyr you felt in the record store once

Saturday night I gave a stranger a ride home and she fed me and gave me a place to sleep Sunday I watched a movie about Zeus’s law We were both goddesses

Oh my gosh I have had a crazy week and I forgot to announce my next single! Here it is! “Donald Trump And” drops 8/9/26!

“I might be homeless, I might die” “Noooo, you’re so good at oral sex!” My sweeties know just what to say

Call me your ex-wife cuz I’m also done getting fucked by you

Born to be Oscar Wilde Forced to be Oscar the Grouch

gang I literally just need a stable place to get famous and I’m about to be genocided so like HEY how bout some FUCKING CRUMBS

Roomie wants to raise rent and I’m very tempted to ask, “Wanna hear my impression of your ex-wife? Bye.”

I can’t afford to live how can I afford magic girl juice