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the original lighting emphasizes one of my favorite things about souls games; they're totally unafraid of placing new, bizarre enemies that are just visible enough from afar yeah you lose the shock of it blasting through a wall, but now *you* have to approach it after saying "what the fuck is that"

do any games ever indicate a sidequest becoming available in an area that's extremely inconvenient to get to, but when you get there, the quest giver's like "oh i totally forgot what i needed in the first place, but since you came all this way, have a reward"?

HENTAI GIRL I'M HAVING SEX WITH: it feels just good enough! i can take it anymore! i'm keeping my mind! it's so in there! my hips are moving exactly how i want them to! oh i'm gonna pee! after we're done here and i've gotten up to go to the bathroom, of course

you'd better pearls yourself before you swine yourself

you ever think about how pierre taki wanted to be in judgement but was removed because he did drugs, but now snoop dogg and tupac are gonna be in stranger than heaven. snoop dogg who famously does drugs. tupac who is famously not alive to choose whether he appears in a game i just think that's neat

it's august 1st. today is the only day

dante during ramadan

regardless of whether you find this change to be good or bad, i think we can all agree: whoever was told to do it has probably already been laid off

i just flew in from visiting the canned ravioli factory, and chef boy are deez arms tired

the first wuchang did get those bizarre patches which muddled the story due to pressure from chinese nationalists, but considering leenzee was dissolved and the press release keeps bringing up artistic intent... maybe it's good news? but 505 was also the publisher of the first game so... maybe bad??