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as second generation, I'm a son of a beach.

"gender is what’s in your pants” Gotta say, with the cyclospora, my gender seems to be a bit fluid, right now.

I need to know if my ass is still under warranty because it has a crack in it

Not all bad Harbinger of Spring:

I assume Jeanie Pirro must be referring to the use of chokeholds by ICE agents?

*getting my hit of dopamine by starting a flame war on bluesky*

Lincoln and Trump share an arm.

It's more like CENTER:"let's expand social services but they're called ICE and their purpose is to kill people."

Who ordered the seafood surprise?

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.

Not yet,

Just in time for the stock market open.

you sure they're not just a monopoly market?

In San Diego, where the nonnative escargot plaster the ground like ants, the crunch sound is you walking over a sea of snails, slipping on their slimy innards as their shells collapse under your feet.

Jeez, Trump is literally the Family Circus cartoon with the kids blaming the characters NotMe and IDon'tKnow.

And Medicare and Social Security and Unemployment Insurance are Socialism and people like those things. Do the math.

because she's a TERF.

Well, she did leave him. So?

Well, with Miller, she would cook dinner, if she knew what was good for her.