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in the new yorker writeup about this race from a few weeks back there’s a delightful little passage that kind of reveals how much of a weird ghoul she is, glad to see she’s posting it herself i guess

can you believe the xmens spent 26 years trapped in the mind palace of fucking bryan singer

I've had this saved for at least a year and I just pulled it up and started absolutely cackling, thank u tumblr, bless

yeah we gotta make sure this lady has the saddest post-loss career possible

these dead-eyed goons always, without fail, leap for the racism dial when their polls come back with x'es for eyes. hey hayley have you tried saying his name wrong repeatedly, it worked remarkably well for cuomo

let me be clear on one final thing, cowabunga homeboy: this isn't blood leaking from my eye. why would it be

let me tell you something, mister mister. as michigan's first completely normal representative with a big red anthropomorphic steam whistle for a head, i'll do what you never could: sleep in a race car bed before losing by 50 gosh darned points. and that's 'the tea'

listen up, boyo: i am not transforming into a corncob. that ain't it, chief. let me be very clear, brosephine: i ain't mad. i'm normal. i'm not a corncob rapidly disintegrating into a furious buzzing cloud of atoms. homie don't play that

if you twist this stack in the right configuration something interesting might happen (they will fall on my head in the night and kill me)

holy shit

Damn, Stevens should drop out

my bedside table is a saw trap

Haley Stevens has only one chance to turn this around — and that is of course by receiving the light of Islam

sometimes she has a hat too! or a hoodie!

also at some point post-furiosa she got stuck doing the furiosa voice that is just charlize theron's normal voice and it's extremely funny

trying to convince an audience that somebody who looks like her could easily blend in and disappear in a crowd may be asking for more suspension of disbelief than any given scene from the vampire lestat

the only thing i have to say is that the new fiona apple song that opens this deserves a far, far, far better show

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

it's incredible how fast shit grows around there, it's essentially tropical