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Bastard of Reality

Профиль Vively

Guitarist, vocalist, atheist... trouble magent.

I hope to have that Grievous energy once I become a cyborg.

Darci Meadows, Published Author

Darth Vader: my machine existence is torture to remind me of the pain of life Luke: my machine arm brings me more in line with my dark father Kylo: I wear this mask to further dehumanize myself General Grievous: I am the coolest fucking thing to ever exist, I love being a weird cyborg

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People who destroy books are never the good guys.

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Fender's new CEO is so clueless I'm surprised the administration hasn't tried to hire him.

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The strangest brag in politics is "I have no experience." They use it in the south all the time. Imagine a chef with no experience. Wanna eat there? How about welder that can't light a match? Maybe a pilot with one eye who swears he's great at Playstation. Wanna fly to Australia with that guy?

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When I was 16 I wanted to live ST:TNG's future. Now I'd settle for an Italian Star Wars knock-off with pointless nudity. That's how lame reality is.

011

I am in no way outdoorsy. In the last week I got to tell folks the proper way to remove ticks and identify the age of a deer. Thanks boyscouts?

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I hate rating art. This is funny.

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Happy Birthday to my favorite Faith No More guitarist, one of my favorite guitarists, Jim Martin.

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One year.

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Man, I'm depressed today.

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An AI image of Clifford the Big Red Dog destroying a Flock camera is an irony oroburous.

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I just remembered I saw the Jeckyll and Hyde musical with my parents. Sebastian Bach on vox did not disappoint as the lead.

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"I only know rivers in the northeast from Clutch songs." - -Kyle Kinane

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If you are over 35 and say "rizz" or any recent slang, you just sound like Master Splinter saying "dude" or "Cowabunga."

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Visit from a friend.

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"James Brown could never come from Belgium." -Henry Rollins making an accurate patriotic statement.

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Any good Sci-fi book recommendations?

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It brightens my day to hear Joe Satriani praise Kurt Cobain's guitar playing.

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