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I had a bug on me.

Sometimes it’s the people you love best who are the ones who steal your pen.

Hear me out: the @aba.org 2027 Bird of the Year.

I would definitely read a 5,000+ word essay about similarities and differences between the Honey Badger and Jimothy and what all of that can tell us about what qualities people value in contemporary society and why.

Republicans are insisting that Mitch McConnell is not dead. Rather, they say, his soul has been divided into seven pieces which have been placed into various horcruxes, while what remains of his corporeal form slithers through the Forbidden Forest feasting on unicorn blood.

The neurologist says my tremor is essential but tbh I could easily do without it.

Just pointing out an alternative explanation for this graph: the midterm was easy and the final was hard. This could happen without take-home vs in-person and AI-based cheating. That’s not to say that students didn’t cheat on the midterm, using AI or otherwise. But the graph alone doesn’t prove it.

Thrilled to announce that I am starting a new chapter in my personal journey of oral hygiene and mixed (books/travel) metaphors. Many thanks to the toothbrush on the left, which has served me well for the last six months.

I dared to eat a peach.

Perhaps, instead of relying on a protection program, they ought to consider not breaking the law. Call me crazy.

If capitalism is so great, why do we have Metamucil but not MeatMucil? How hard would it be for some aspiring entrepreneur to mix psyllium husk powder with powdered bullion, put it in a plastic container, slap a label on it, and profit?

The Spurs can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.