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How do I, an ordinary schlub, tell the difference between a blackbird and a crow? I’m in the suburbs of west central Florida, if that helps.

The Guards have always tried to dominate the government.

Oh dear God. I hope we NEVER see a live-action version of this.

Newly Minted Ship Kitten that climbs up on a Klingon Captain’s shoulder with her tiny needle claws while said Captain is attempting to be menacing on the viewscreen. The Klingon that gets a head bump from Ship Cat and gives it a head bump back.

Sometimes they get multiple boxes, and the crew bets on which box will be deemed “best box” by their fluffy little warrior. The Klingon who starts his work shift by saying “Qapla’!” to Ship Cat, which meows in return.

He acts like he hates his job, but he really adores his feline co-worker so much. The Klingon who always hands things to the Ship Cat so it can sniff them. The Klingon who intentionally grabs boxes to enrich Ship Cat’s little life.

There’s absolutely a Klingon out there who lost an eye to a feral cat that he then adopted. Klingons that go “pspspspsps” to get the Ship Cat to hang out during break. The Orange Ship Cat that gets lost in the Jefferies tubes and the Klingon whose job is to go fetch it.

Imagine a Klingon ship having a cat that protects them from tribbles and other vermin. They would get it from a shelter run by humans and would introduce it to others like “This is the honorable Mr. Chonks.” “Yes, our ship also has an Earth feline. Her name is Carrot, and she fights like a warrior”

KLINGON CAT My kitten tried to kill my stuffed tribble. My roommate remarked that my tribble-killing cat would make a great Klingon pet - and she’s right. 1/?

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The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.

Holy shit. That had to be scary as hell!

It’s NF2 in my case. Balance, hearing, weakness in my right side. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...

Alex Jones, who has not paid a single cent to the Sandy Hook families despite owing them $1.4 billion, has been in a $3,000 per night suite in Hawaii for the last few weeks illegally using the InfoWars accounts to boost his traffic. Today he said there's going to be a national draft in three weeks.

How would you wear horizontal shorts?

It is so incredibly frustrating for your hands to not be able to do things that you had no trouble with five years ago. It’s a hard reminder of how much my fine motor skills have diminished. It doesn’t really register day to day, then you get hit with the realization of how much worse it has gotten

If today your excuse is "They don't have a House majority!" next year your excuse will be "They don't have 67 seats in the Senate!" There will always be excuses. They have to start fighting for freedom and democracy. Now. 1/2

So, can we buy Canadian lettuce and greens in the US? Or has Trump blocked them from entering the country? More likely, they import theirs from countries less corrupt than the US.

What IS it with cats and corn on the cob? To be fair, I also love corn on the cob and do not care for it otherwise.