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oh my god? 75° and windy?? the perfect day???

still love making someone waste tokens on having their chat bot engage with disc horse bot

"i don't like anything about the idea of scorpions, either" -- roommate agreeing with their spouse about having a dislike of scorpions

over my twenty five years or so of politcally aware life the anticipation of an election has gone, 1) oh wow who's going to win? 2) oh no who's going to win 3) aaagggh no what's going to happen 4) aagghghgh no ehwaaa 5 ) aaaaagggghghghh! AAGGHGHG!!

anyone else remember getting good at the kind of fun first half of the first level of Bart vs The Space Mutants? neat idea for a game, unfortunately made in an era when people were still figuring out how to make video games fun

MOVIE TRIVIA: they never let us see fat bastards penis

poop fact: it's still free to poop

dream snip: due to an error the government has been building black iron towers for the president all over the place. as new president one of my jobs is redistributing the black iron towers to communities in need

it's lydelle magester

you know the book is a banger when it rolls out the play within a play

the only pure litRPG

no, i am sorry. no time for any of that from inside or outside the house

longmont potion castle could do the like 759th funniest thing but it would still be very funny

every day i think, they should have gone with LeVar Burton

dream snip: making a potion that lets me jump for hundreds of miles but in a new way where i go directly up for several thousand feet and then instantly dart off in the direction i am facing

Ross Dress For Less is fun for when u get an expensive thing for $15 but then you go to replace it and find out the purse u like is usually $90

does the idea of a hotel with dozens of guys throwing up in hallways from drinking too much for the first time interest you? you would have loved: GoonCon