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Their performance of this song on SNL in December of 1990 was a big moment for me. John Goodman was host. Best SNL episode ever.

If I wanted to transfer my license to Washington, could I do that? And would a law firm give me a raise to leave Texas?

They should make them shag the ball when they do that.

Wasn’t there a Tom Clancy book where Iraq and Iran came together to form an enlarged Islamic Republic? Is that the timeline we’re getting?

I used to get a lot of mileage out of the saying "Hey Sloppy, nice jalopy!"

Most want the satisfaction of Mitch being dead more than anything else. The theoretical replacement isn’t the reward. The Gov is thinking, the posters are feeling.

Good luck to everyone taking the Bar Exam this morning, you got that shit.

Gotta love the Fonz

i haven’t watched a war movie in years because it’s either: a) not realistic and irritating, or b) realistic and triggering. I haven’t found a middle ground and I stopped looking.

we will label this "Exhibit A"

Wonderful, truly a classic, but no.

Bexar county getting smoked by Harris county, not awesome.

Philly seems like the kind of place that would take that personally

Dissertations could be written on Chelsea’s transfer policies.

It kinda feels like the only way he could go lower would be to attack Dolly Parton. He cant be that stupid, can he?

having a RW discussion, trying to decide which is "worse." I suppose I could have been more academic and asked "which word carries a more negative connotation?" Personally, I want people to say "in medieval times, people would think he was rich"

Would you rather someone describe you as “hefty” or “big boned”?

The stupidity of people always finds new ways to amaze me.

If you see this, quote skeet a pic of yourself in sunglasses.

It’s easy to say “make it good and I can forgive you” but it’s a lot harder to forgive that adaptation that fails in ways independent of the source material. “You changed it and it sucked” becomes the path of least resistance.