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Man, TV movies when they got it right got it right. Nite all, it's been bloody jolly fun. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

What the hell kind of denouement was that? I'm gonna complain to the Lake Havasu Tourism Board. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

His silk cravat could not save Saucy Jack from good ol' fashioned Murican firepower. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

An actual Hoff Toss! #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

Shouldn't Rocky Balboa be in that meat locker punching those frozen sides of meat? #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

Wait, she lives in Lake Havasu and she's never seen the oogie boogie spooky head masks before? #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

One does not leave a beat-up Johnny Gage lying on the walkway. Such things simply are not done. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

Wow, the Hoff stand-in had quite the curly wig going for him there. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

OK, did they just perform a doh-see-doh there? #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

I'm too sober to be looking at a glistening Hasselhoff. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

He may be a psycho but he's not our killer...that's David Byrne. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

Randolph Manhandletooth. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

...Satan's bone of evil? I'd buy that for a dollar. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

As an aside, #FrightClub should invest an hour and a half into a showing of Star Crash. We can see a guyliner off between Hasselhoff and Marjoe Gortner, and debate whose curls were more luxurious. #TerrorAtLondonBridge

I know it from MST3K. Guy has a time traveling prop airplane that runs on a program spread out over about 7 5 1/4 floppy disks. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

More like Time Chasers. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

Jack's wearing that same hat as well. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

Hoff's a misfit? He wants to be a dentist, like Hermie the Elf? #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

I for one was not expecting to see Hasselhoff wearing powder blue slacks. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub

He keeps a stiff upper lip and a ridiculously receding hairline. #TerrorAtLondonBridge #FrightClub