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those yahoos just refuse to accept the fact that crap like this won't fly in washington, and it just galvanizes the left. yes, our state has a conservative contingent. no, they don't wield any real political power statewide. thx for the opportunity to reinforce our liberal values, though.

[fingers crossed, eyes closed tightly, fervently chanting] please don't redesign the arch. please don't redesign the arch. please don't redesign the arch.

oh for fuck's sake, the main stream media has been ignoring the fact that we've been watching him on television actively putrefying and decompensating daily for the past 19 months, what more do you want?

oh for fuck's sake, the main stream media has been ignoring the fact that we've been watching him on television actively putrefying and decompensating daily for the past 19 months, what more do you want?

awww, you got cut from the middle school jv basketball team, didn't you, matt. i bet thinking about that gives you big feelings, huh? why don't you take a break in the quiet corner, then you can have a snack.

add it to the file. the "presidential library" is getting very full.

(a) you still come up immediately when i type "mu" into the search box and (2) blue check is back, baby!

puck was one of the most foul dudes ever to grace a television screen. they don't make 'em like they used to.

omg, you just brought back the booger incident!

he's CLEARLY playing 47d chess. you wouldn't understand.

trump: "it's not that they're bad." fluffer: it must have been the deranged vaygan whale-hating BIDEN communist vandals, sir.

sam's club box wine?

when will they start adjusting the casualties from school shootings? that kid had asthma, so they don't count. cross that one off, peanut allergy. it was just a scraped knee, but billy *did* get a bandaid and ice pack from the school nurse for it yesterday, so...yeah, cross him off, too.

i wrote this in response to netanyahu saying kids didn't die of starvation in gaza bc they had "pre-existing conditions", but it still fits: bsky.app/profile/auti...

that would LITERALLY mean they were planning to drop more than 2 nukes on iran. is that what you're saying, sir? you were planning to nuke iran?

hey senator moreno? you do realize he's implying that you're a liar, right?

ok, so if grass is like a human, wouldn't tearing out the grass be like a 100 years post-birth abortion? also, which graffitis have you decided *not* to do, and why?

i'd reply: "the people. i'm with the people, sir. i'm here to report your words to the people." otoh, i really don't want donald thinking i'm his new best friend, so...

well, at least he hasn't decided msnow is the propaganda arm of ms-13, so there's that.

in which the commander in chief admits people in the pentagon are... leaking military attack plans to the country we're at war with? ummm, i think the senate appropriations committee needs to bring mr. hegseth in for another chat.