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Downplay a book or movie: Oz the OK and Powerless

If you misplace your spliff, is that a dislocated joint?

I had a stripper joke. It actually took off.

I made an arrhythmia joke, but my timing was off.

"Feet pics on the internet for foot fetishists" is too verbose. I call it pornographeet

It's easy to lose thongs. They slip through the cracks.

The Cat Rectums

The Mummy Rectums

Rectum to Witch Mountain

Scary if literal: Baby shower

You know, if I ever wanted to destabilize a country. I would arrange for a narcissistic greedy moron to be in charge, who would drain the coffers while appointing incompetent toadies to key positions. Thank God that could never happen

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Leeloo's MultipassAlt: Leeloo's Multipassstatic.klipy.com

What if Jesus wasn't a carpenter? What if he made shoes? Preach cobbler.

I got a job as a butcher, but I didn't have the chops

Ruin a book by adding a word: Breaking Wind in the Willows

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Lord of the Cock Rings

Nice of the fascists to self identify with the phone # exchange

If you change your name, you can no longer refer to your first name as your given name. It is now your taken name.

What is with the morons driving on monuments? At this point it has to be intentional, no? www.newsweek.com/contractors-...

Contractors damage fountain on National Mall in latest blunderPhotographs taken on Sunday reveal damage in a prominent part of the National Mall.www.newsweek.com