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Held together with cheese and double-sided tape. The void deserves treats. I get my news elsewhere. You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose

Goose

2 авг., 01:24

Post your worst draft Soufflés are just eggs that believed in themselves.

richie

post your worst draft

Goose

2 авг., 01:14

I woke up from a nap where I didn’t remember falling asleep and was unsure what day/year/planet it was. In related news, Conner Teddison is a terrible name for a kid.

Goose

1 авг., 19:56

@gregthemiller.bsky.social

McSweeney's

"Potato salad is that baby you’re holding, and it’s that man you fought with this morning, the same one you’re going to make love with tonight. That’s truth. That’s potato salad."

Goose

1 авг., 19:09

Happy Caturday You’re welcome to come pet me… but only for 12 seconds, then I reserve the right to bite.