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With all due respect to Homer Simpson and Little Debra, scholarly texts argue for a more nuanced approach in discussions of sex and gender in mass-produced snack cakes. web.archive.org/web/20040407...

Replace the song with Nicole Kidman settling down with her peanuts and Cracker Jack to tell you, "Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this."

This is directly out of Animal Farm.

Hbomberguy Is Wrong About Slop Hogs

I just downloaded the PC version of Croc 2. Here's my complete review: Cons: It's Croc 2 Pro: Microsoft SideWinder on the Options menu

And A.I., transphobia, crunch, GamerGate nonsense... GOG and CD Projekt have always been run by garbage people.

This is just Saddam Hussein stockpiling PlayStations 2 all over again.

We never got an italics key, but at least I could press Ctrl+I, select a menu option, or type some HTML. Then social media came along and decided, no, capital letters should be the ONLY way to give words emphasis, and no, you may not toggle between upper- and lowercase. But we do get maracas. 🪇🪇🪇

Feed me, Altman!

TV, movies, music, podcasts? Yes. Pick something where you can afford to miss a bit here and there, either because you've seen/watched it a million times before or because it's light on plot. Pick your distraction. Hit play. That's all. Let it do its thing while the laxative does its thing.

Every one of us is either an Illiberal, a Fundamentalist, a Totalitarian, or a Terrorist. A magical hat told me so on my first day of boarding school. Yes, fine, it also gave me head lice, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.

Uh, the name's right there in the picture. It's Bubble Bobble.

In fairness, the reputation attracted a certain audience. At least half of the Japanimation fans I encountered circa junior high were really, really eager to spit-shout in my face about how they were cooler than me because they'd seen drawings of blood and nudity.

Oh, that running animation is not right. No, no, no. But the thing that really broke me was increasing the draw distance. The human eye did not evolve to see so many coins at once.

I was on the fence, but then I saw a two-word banner in the sky, and that settled it. Capitalism all the way, baby.

This is so "guns don't kill people."

And to all of you funny comedians with your little jokes about wanting an E.T. movie, that already happened. It was called The Angry Video Game Movie.

I want Atari to make a movie about the time Atari almost made a movie about Atari. It's time to bring this story to the big screen.

That's neat, but what's much funnier is this copy suggesting that one should buy a Super Nintendo and a copy of Zelda III because Zelda III is going to outsell other games, probably.

He treats these ideas and promises like they are his children.